Three Star Hotel in China

Here are some funny shit from the Menu of a 3-star hotel in China.



Butter many privates - this sounds like a title of some freakish alien-hentai, with lead named Butter with many privates.

France many privates - Ok, this is the sequel to the above hentai

Thousand enrich the special features three text cure - I think this is somewhat related to 千年人参 or 冰山雪莲. Maybe can cure 情花之毒。

Company three text cure - I think this powerful cure might can help company avoid tax.

Nepolean fries the idea powder - great. Now Nepolean is in the picture.

The bureau swallows to take the fish idea powder - I think the bureau shouldn't so desperately trying to plagiarise the fish's idea, insofar that it has to swallow it whole.

The row pig picks the rice / the bureau pig picks the rice - in this hotel, it's the pig that picks the rice - not you. And no, you can't pick the pig.



Fuck to fry cow river - What?? I have to fuck to fry in the cow river? Holy shit!

The pig picks the noodle soup - Now the pig picks my soup??

Fuck to burn the of - In order to burn 'the of', you must first screw... er... something.



And finally:

Elder brother the ground is second - I can safely say that the younger brother the sky is first.

ROFLMAO!

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